May222012
  • everyone when they first made a tumblr: how the hell do i work this
7AM

Reblog if ever you did this when you were little.

you will start the process like this

and then end up like this

(Source: gotitasdelluvia, via damnyoueinstein)

May202012
ponderisms: So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us.  Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.

ponderisms:

So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us. 

Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.

(via thisisnteducational)
11PM

NEW SUIT!

cinnamonpipo:

lol!

(via malfunctioning-mind-palace)

11PM
thedoctorsimpalaofthrones: thedoctorisaconsultinghunter: captaindick: pocketfulofgeek: thedemonhuntershavetheboxat221b:  #lmao just look at them #how Tony is all #’okay this is awkward. shawarma what the hell was I thinking’ #Steve is just like #’what am I doing here I don’t even like this weird food’ #Natasha is trying to find the right way how to eat that because she doesn’t want to end up all messy #she’s a lady after all#Clint is probably thinking #’I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit… wait I don’t get paid at all well fuck’ #and Thor and Bruce are just fucking enjoying the meal#Earth’s mightiest heroes ladies and gentlemen Ha! Thor and Bruce just going at it! #Bruce eating is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen #and i should feels ashamed for saying it Notice how Steve and Tony are avoiding eye contact…………. It’s a post coitus rule. Thou shalt not make eye contact if thy penises made contact.

thedoctorsimpalaofthrones:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

captaindick:

pocketfulofgeek:

thedemonhuntershavetheboxat221b:

 #lmao just look at them #how Tony is all #’okay this is awkward. shawarma what the hell was I thinking’ #Steve is just like #’what am I doing here I don’t even like this weird food’ #Natasha is trying to find the right way how to eat that because she doesn’t want to end up all messy #she’s a lady after all#Clint is probably thinking #’I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit… wait I don’t get paid at all well fuck’ #and Thor and Bruce are just fucking enjoying the meal#Earth’s mightiest heroes ladies and gentlemen


Ha! Thor and Bruce just going at it!

#Bruce eating is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen #and i should feels ashamed for saying it

Notice how Steve and Tony are avoiding eye contact………….

It’s a post coitus rule. Thou shalt not make eye contact if thy penises made contact.

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via icoulduseinsouciantmaybe)
11PM
  • Thor: I NEED A HORSE
  • Loki: WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME. NEVER AGAIN.
11PM

(Source: limegreentangerine, via 148km)
May192012

applesarefuckinghealthy:

#dean’s face though #dean’s jaw clench though #dean’s eyes softening though #THE FACT THAT EVERYONE KEEPS SHOVING IT IN HIS FACE THOUGH #dean going quiet and not even fighting it though #the truth is that there are some parts of cas that dean can deny #and some parts that he can’t #people go straight for the boyfriend joke ‘cos it’s easy #but nothing about this has ever been easy #it’s not a struggle to be worn like a medal #it’s not looking to announce anything to the world #only to save it #there are some things he doesn’t feel like explaining anymore #there are some things he shouldn’t have to #if we are talking about muscle memory then we must remember that the heart is a muscle #it remembers so you don’t have to #then it gently reminds the body #clench your jaw #soften your eyes #don’t explain anything 

(Source: jack-benjamins, via bestillmyshippingheart)
May162012
musicproblems: Submitted by: themonsterunderthebed Oh my god, I DON”T HAVE TO PLAY THIS THIS YEAR *creys and my tears are blood* UGH just this post Fuck this song just fuck it

musicproblems:

Submitted by: themonsterunderthebed

Oh my god, I DON”T HAVE TO PLAY THIS THIS YEAR *creys and my tears are blood* UGH just this post

Fuck this song

just fuck it

general music problem god damn this post UGH HATE HATE THIS SONG 

5PM

(Source: geothebio)
5PM

catgoboom:

#Did he just RP with someone because I think he’s just become my most favourite celebrity ever.

(via madmanmoriarty)
5PM

iamnotswarley:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

(Source: yesimheretoo, via shrapnel-heart)
5PM
  • DOCTOR DOCTOR
  • GIVE ME THE NEWS
  • I'VE GOT A BAD CASE
  • OF DOO WEE DOO
May152012

The Pie…and the Mistake

Hey guys, I did a Supernatural fic, it’s under the read more. Dean hires that creepy clown stalker for Sam and things don’t go well. Tried to keep it as lulzy as possible, some fluffy cuddling.

Read More

Fic Supernatural The Pie..and the Mistake my work 

May142012

biteythevillain:

cheerupmistermars:

Like seriously how is tumblr not in love with this show?

this is tumblrs show

EROTIC FRIEND FICTION It really is these were my exact thoughts as I watched this ep tonight Tina is tumblr XD Bob's Burgers 

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